Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease (10 most boheme diseases 2/10)
One of the God’s finest creations, CJD a.k.a Mad Cow Disease, fucks up your brains like gas huffing. Unpreventable, incurable and lethal within a month, it is contracted by misfolded prions, infected proteins, that further misfold proteins into prions. This continues until all the proteins in the brain are misfolded. Finally, after having eaten all the proteins, your brains end up looking like a sponger.
The symptoms are extremely violent and include aggressive vomiting, blurred vision, painful muscle spams, stiff neck coupled with partial paralyses and disturbing hallucinations. This will continue until you fall into choma.
The most normal way to acquire this bitch of a disease is eating contaminated beef but since there is no safe and cheap method to test meat for the CJD it is up to the universe and God to decide who gets it.
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